Monday, April 23, 2007

Letter of Damn!

When you get angry and want to be pacified read this Letter of Damn and refresh your mind :))

damn the computer and all its stuff including the windows and its Start button and all its items and the message that appears when you install new software and damn all the icons placed on desktop from "My Computer" to "Recycle Bin" and the message that always notifies me the drive D: is in low space and also damn the time on the right with its words "PM" and the colon between hour and minute and even damn the keyboard that neither is a key nor a board!!! and also damn the caps lock and number lock and scroll lock and any other key that I forget to mention and damn the computer case with all its buttons and the CD Rom Drive and all the cables connect it to the electricity and the plug and the cables on the street and every alley, plaza, restaurant and the taxis and also damn the lights on the streets and every parking lot and the sidewalk including the footbridges and cross road and damn all desks whether at work or at home and its drawer and all cars and sedans and their gear box including hatch backs and even those 4 wheel drives and every traffic light with all its colors and damn the airplanes and its flaps and even damn the auto pilot and besides damn the carpets, chairs, mouse pads, pencils, mirrors, and any window that is open in the computer including all its menus and its caption and damn the "File" and "Help" menu items which you can see them in every window and damn each pixel on monitors despite of its color and damn the "Go" button in internet browsers that will not go anywhere if you press it and also damn on the button "x" which reminds an x-rated item but when you press it, the window will close and you should reopen it from scratch also damn the text boxes and all letters from A to Z and from a to z and also 0 to 9 and damn the mobile phones which you can carry it wherever you go but they are out of service when you need it and available when you don't need and also damn its battery and the message that appears just right you want to call someone and it says "low battery" and also damn all sms, msm, ssm, mms or mss and any other combination and damn the car's windscreen wipers which don't wipe until you wipe it by your hand and also damn all emails and inboxes and outboxes besides username and password and sign-in button and every "remember me" checkbox which never remember you and also damn all the fonts in computer which you can't choose one of them because they are too much and also damn any guitar and drum and spotlights and damn the brushes, locks, doors whether opened or closed, shoes including its laces and undergarments and spoons and forks and any kind of knife and also damn curtains, windows, glasses and frames and the close button that you can see on any window you open in the Windows and damn the nuclear power and each atom you find in it and apart from all of these damn the letters d, a, m and n which are frequently used in this writing.

uhhh, now I am relax and I can sleep well :))


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